Dan Roodt, SA's only slightly right-of-centre intellectual, gets The Daily Show treatment

It’s not for nothing that millions of Americans look to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart as their primary source of news. If irony and satire are more insightful methods of news delivery than straight reportage – and, if done well, they often are – then imagine the consequences once the US pros get Rich Mkhondo and Dan Roodt in the interview chair.

We have to thank Sean Jacobs for putting us onto this. The former political researcher at Idasa, current professor of African Studies at the University of Michigan, and semi-regular columnist on South Africa for the UK’s Guardian Website called them the “best pieces of journalism” from the country over the last few weeks. Jacobs was referring to The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, specifically the reports of correspondent John Oliver, and after going through the archives we have to agree that the pieces are up there – a lot better than the staid and predictable reporting on “South Africa’s paradoxes” found in almost all New York Times and Guardian features; easily as good as the nuanced and insightful blogs for Prospect magazine by David Goldblatt (the other one).

On 10 June, two days before the first-round match between England and the USA, Oliver, an Englishman, was given access to the latter’s training camp – an honour, he said, that he approached with “the appropriate level of reverence”.

To stop himself from laughing every time he tried to introduce the “magnificent” USA team, Oliver repeated the word “Darfur” a few times. Then he interviewed the players, including Jay DeMerit, who he invited to look into the camera and admit the painful truth. “Mom, I’m a US soccer player,” said DeMerit. After which Oliver gave him a consoling hug.

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After the 1-1 draw, and England keeper Robert Green’s unforgettable fumble, the joke was on Oliver. He revived his reputation, though, in late June, when he set out to ascertain – along with every other foreign correspondent in the country – what the 2010 World Cup meant to Africa. “And they’ve made this World Cup as African as it can be,” said Oliver, “starting with the official song by a local artist named Shah-ke-rah”.

“Shakira,” LOC spokesman Rich Mkhondo corrected him.
“What tribe is she from?”
“Well, she is not actually African… she’s, uh, Colombian.”
“African, Colombian, doesn’t matter. The point is, she’s not white.”
“Yes,” said Mkhondo.

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But it was Oliver’s report filed in the final week of the World Cup that properly distinguished The Daily Show from the rest of the world’s media. “I couldn’t wait to hit the streets of Johannesburg and witness my first real live race riots,” Oliver said as the clip opened, the frame showing him on a fold-up chair on a street corner, searching through binoculars for said riots. “Hmm, what was going on here?” he wondered, sounding badly let down.

Oliver then did a series of vox pops, asking white South Africans whether they hated black people, taking out a map of Joburg and requesting that a local point to the site of the race war, asking black South Africans why they didn’t hate white people. Unsuccessful on the streets, he headed to the South African Institute of Race Relations, where he fared a bit better – a smiling and helpful Mapeete Mohale, asked what white people needed to do to fully earn her hate, said, “I think they’ve done all that they can.”

Finally, Oliver hit pay-dirt in the person of Dan Roodt, founder of Praag, and key feature at the funeral of Eugene Terre’Blanche (incidentally, The Daily Maverick’s reporters spotted him near the hearse, and were encouraged to pocket copies of his fetching pamphlet). Unlike Mohale, Roodt didn’t get the irony in Oliver’s bearing or tone. He spoke to the correspondent as if he were a small child, a naïf in need of a history lesson, and so unwittingly provided some of the best television this writer has seen in a long time.

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To light classical background music, Roodt took Oliver on a “tasting tour of some of the finest examples of vintage bigotry”. The fact that there was a Comedy Central logo on Roodt’s jacket pocket appeared completely lost on him as he mouthed one doozy after another: “Black men have 20% more testosterone than white men… ethnic differences in IQ… Obama is not much of an American because he’s partly African… 99.9% of all crime is committed by young black men… I was served at the bank by an ‘affirmative’, meaning that it was a black person…”

Oliver, at the end of the collage, kissed his fingers, saying, “That’s a fine burgundy compared to the watery sh*t we get back home.” Roodt looked immensely pleased with himself at the compliment. “Well, I’m glad you appreciate that,” he responded.

As is our custom when bringing you media of this quality, we won’t spoil it for you by transcribing the rest. Suffice to say that, after a shot of Roodt on the golf course, the self-proclaimed “author and activist” voiced his displeasure at the fact that black South Africans have never really thanked whites for their hard work.

By Kevin Bloom

Read more: Sean Jacob’s blog, Africa is a country, David Goldblatt’s blogs in Prospect

Wednesday 14 July, 2010
 
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Perhaps we should have led with "SA's only right-of-centre slightly intellectual"?...
Dan Roodt is seen by many of us, that would be the South African Afrikaners, as the worst example of what a colonialist Afrikaner is.

Fact is that he is unable to comprehend that we live, work and play in a global village. In reality he does not differ much from most of the ANC leadership who also are unable to appreciate that their ethnicity is not the only one in our universe.

This mythical beast that the ANC, and Dan Roodt, see as having rights creates the cause of the division's amongst South African's. They have failed to take lesson's from our world's past and would happily generate ethnic hate amongst born South African's.

Praag, and it's many off shoots, have failed to garner popular support from Afrikaners in general. Their main support comes from people who cannot accept that we, the world that is, are going through a new evolution that is going to bring about new ethnic grouping's as people from different race and religious groups inter marry.
Seems that his mindset is in the same place as former Israeli Prime Minister,Menachim Begin:

Our race is the Master Race. We Jews are divine gods on this planet. We are as
different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our
race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered
as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly
kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our
feet and serve us as our slaves."
(Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin in
a speech to the Knesset [Israeli Parlament],
@ Archie Brown,

In fact should you listen to most of the rulers, what ever their titles are, of countries where one finds a mono religious/ethnic/political system in place, that sort of mindset prevails.

Best we find ways to create our new global village before we destroy humanity.

LOVE IT, LOVE IT. the best example of what an afrikaner is. while some may not be so bold as to express themselves so eloquently, i believe Dan Roodt offers us true insight into the thinking of a dodo.

tongue in cheek aside, i truly am amazed at the differing views put forward. Mapeete Mohale puts forward a re-conciliatory point of view, accepting what has happened and encouraging south africans to move forward.

while im sure apartheid was great for dan, he seems to be incapable of seeing the other side of this argument or the bigger picture. ignorance is bliss so they say, and my how blissful he is in the interview.

dan fails to realise we are not black, white, coloured, indian or other - we are all South African. whether you are a white beggar or a black business man does not matter we are all South African. we all have a stake in the success or failure of our country.
devon, not sure what you mean by "the best example of what an afrikaner is"
i hope your intention was actually to preface "afrikaner" with "supremacist"

if not, your comment is just a very crude generalisation !
Unfortunately the legacy of what a supremacist is in our country will for a long time be inseparable with being an Afrikaner.

Ask me because I know this as a fact. My Afrikaner heritage is often the cause of racial insults being hurled at me by the ignorant. Will it change, yes, when Afrikaners abandon their historical names in favour of chameleon identities?
Devon, generalising is not on, anywhere, or about any culture. I mean it could be used in terms of the British where I could generalise in saying Nick Griffin is your typical Britons ..... or Susan Boyle (bless her voice) looks like your typical British females.
I have come to accept slightly more intellectual comments in the past from this website than your dig at a cultural group as being accepted because it is just “tongue in the cheek”.
Shall I carry on generalising about your cultural group? Nope, not going down to that level.
more intellectual comments, like a black man has 20% more testosterone or 99.9% of crime is committed by young black males. At least try and keep your argument somewhat logical.

While it is a crude generalization (i can understand why it may have tweaked a nerve), one should try and look past the insult. The point of the post was not to degraded one culture, it was to illustrate(to most of us anyway) we are one South Africa.

p.s. im not from british decent and i am South African.
Wow! And a Youtube moment was born!
I always thought Dan Roodt was mildly entertaining but I would never have taken him for a full, with-boots-on racist idiot like this.
In the light of Roodt's anti-establishment antics in the apartheid days (such his book "Sonneskyn and Chevrolet" and going off to France to evade military service), I always thought that this right wing thing of his could be a charade and that he is having a secret laugh at everyone. Surely nobody can genuinely believe this right wing twaddle. However, having seen his naive performance on The Daily Show I have to accept that he is serious in his views.
In all reality he is most likely looking for a platform to sell his future books.
Were it that simple to be truly anti-apartheid!
For all Roodt's cultivated mores and posturing, one has to question his savvy for not knowing what the Daily Show is. And that a person of "lesser IQ", Mohale, did.
Their is none so vicious as an arm chair critic wronged?

Many people I know, anti-apartheid to the core, are now the biggest racists around.

Stephen Colbert must come to SA. John Oliver is good but Colbert is a maestro. He must come do a grilling of these morons that are ruling us.